The play that Val and I wrote, "The Law According to Clown" was chosen for the mcgill drama festival. It's about boners and clowns and big tits, so if you like these kinds of things you should see it.
On friday we have to go to a bagel and cream cheese mixer to meet the directors. The e-mail said the quality of plays this year was particularly high so bonus!
Oops I spent a shit load of money on myself. hit em up style.
i bought:
two pairs of jeans from lucky a bag from fossil underwear and long johns from jockey a sweater from diesel and val bought me a lovely scarf from brooks brothers
it was surprisingly cheap.
Honestly, i meant to buy for others and i had them on my mind, but all i saw was stuff that i wanted. also i ate applebee's and i was stoned for half of the shopping experience. oops. lol.
-eaten delicious bagels -been stoned -gone to the mall stoned and put on all the hand creams at bath and body works -been drunk -watched the exorcism of emily rose -watched a nine hour marathon of tila tequila while playing world of warcraft -watched commercials that told me I have acne, I'm fat, that I need an ab ball and that I'm unattractive.
Today I am going shopping. I can't believe how hard my life has become.
Actually, reading this entry I realize I sound like an ass ugly alcoholic drug addict with no life or future. What has become of me?
I need to exorcise these demons. Any priests available?
I'm so excited that I just squirted a little pee in my pants.
tonight i am going to paint and do laundry and drink coke and divine.
american thanksgiving is tomorrow but i have to work at 6... hopefully i can make it for dessert.
last night the laundry machine exploded and the neighbor's got flooded with dirty water. today the laundry machine works. Last night my heart was flooding. Today its still broken.
I am so emo (tional). Repairs are not op (tional).
Dear Jason, Why did you fucking play me like that? I'm so going to kill the fucking kids. Fuck you, Medea
Great day so far. For some reason Jake showed up at 11 and I thought it was Anna. He suggested going to his house to study, which was really interesting and a good idea in general. On the way, we took the 55 and decided on impulse to stop in China town because we were all ***starving***. Jake suggested Dim Sum but it was too crowded so we went to this place no one has ever been to (Val or erica) and I was skeptical at first. Ordered this delicious general tao chicken and beef "hot pot", but it wasn't a real hot pot which was disappointing, yet interesting because deliciousness ensued. Now I'm at jake's looking forward to a night of good studying because I have a test tomorrow and a midterm thursday. I'm hungry again. Eternally hungry for something I cant quite name. Oh yeah and new development - yoga this week!!!! Hoorah!
I think to truly accept something is to realize that you knew it was going to be that way all along. And to feel good about yourself, in the moment, for having known.
I've really missed you! I haven't posted in a while, but boy do I have a treat for you...
Recently, some of my old friends were in town and we decided to make a little video for old time sake. So, you better get ready for an eye full. It's just us girls, hanging out, doing our thing with our favorite song playing in the background. And yes, those are all my bathing suits! I love getting the girls together for dress up and film making. I want to thank you all for your continued support (especially you, Tawnya) and there's a lot more coming... this is just a taste.
Enjoy! and don't be shy about commenting and telling me how I look!
you have abandoned me once again. Now I'm left alone, without my armor, reading jewel's groundbreaking work, "a night without armor".
Dear Jewel,
Where was your fucking armor when you really needed it that night?
My head is swarming with locusts and the blood and tears of every last gypsy womyn.
I hear an applause coming, but I am not proud. I shy away from your kudos. I am like the lochness monster in the living room. Do i exist? You look at me with such awe and reverence and yet I am caged, doomed to be your spectacle.
My breasts feel as though they have been suckled on by all of your children. Your hungry children who have torn my breasts and left me empty and broken. Your children become the men who eat me. And i nurture them in my masochistic way.
My lungs are burning today because I smoked like it was going out of style for the last 4 days and now I'm like a trucker. cool.
Today my professor was lecturing to us about Plato and he seriously said the name "Longinus" 5 times in one sentence and it is pronounced like the "gin" in vagina so I couldn't stop laughing and no one else seemed to think anything was that funny and maybe it wasn't.
I'm also really happy about how my friendship with Val is going. We took it to the next level last night and now she is with child.
Also, last night was erotic drawing night and Mark and I drew erotic pictures to hang on the fridge.
My roomate Nick repulses me beyond words. I'm actually vomiting in my mouth as I type this...
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