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Sun, Dec. 20th, 2009, 04:03 pm
miark: My mom is hilarious

Sometimes it's overwhelming how much I love her.

Fri, Dec. 18th, 2009, 11:26 pm
thedarkestnight: Traveling makes me feel like Christopher Isherwood.

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Fri, Dec. 18th, 2009, 04:09 pm
miark: (no subject)

Fri, Dec. 18th, 2009, 03:51 pm
miark: I guess we talk about sex a lot

Ben: ...so when I have sex, I try to make it as pornogriphic as possible.

Mark: ...

Grant: ...Pornographic?

Mark: Pornogriphic sounds like a mythological beast. The Pornogriff!

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Can someone please go into MS paint and draw me a Pornogriff?

Thu, Dec. 17th, 2009, 11:05 pm
thedarkestnight: Night like this

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Wed, Dec. 16th, 2009, 07:49 pm
thedarkestnight: Proud Mary and Delilah Strict

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Wed, Dec. 16th, 2009, 12:22 am
miark: (no subject)

Shane: We hooked up, but we didn't have "sex" sex.

Mark: I consider that sex.

Ben: Yeah, anything is sex if there's two men who intend to cum.

Mark: Yeah, it really comes down to Intent to Cum. There should be a legal term, something latin like habeus corpus.

Ben: Habeus Caucus!

Mon, Dec. 14th, 2009, 05:53 pm
miark: (no subject)

By "looking into new options" I guess I mean "sitting on the couch all day eating baby carrots and playing 90's video games alone."

Mon, Dec. 14th, 2009, 11:35 am
miark: (no subject)

NOOOOOOO!!!! Livejournal screwed up my custom page style, and I can't recover it. Looking into new options (possibly a new host that is more appropriate for persons over the age of 14).

Mon, Dec. 14th, 2009, 11:19 am
miark: But it is kind of apt

Gosh, if I had a nickel for every time I've felt / been told I am like "a bear with a sore head", I would have .... absolutely zero nickels.

So crazy.

Tags: bear with a sore head, not an actual expression, so crazy

Mon, Dec. 14th, 2009, 09:01 am
thedarkestnight: Dreamz

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Mon, Dec. 7th, 2009, 12:04 pm
miark: Deck the huarrrrggh

Ben pulled this out of a box of christmas decorations:



It really puts the "Christ!" back in Christmas, doesn't it?

My initial reaction was (and still is) terror, but I also respect it for being disgusting in so many different ways:

• it is a severed head
• the hair
• the eye
• ruby red lips
• the color scheme
• are those tentacles?
• it is pure evil
• dear god I can't even

Right now it's on the tree, but I won't be surprised to see it relocate of its own volition to other places around the house (above the shower, in my bedroom where I sleep, reflected in shiny surfaces but when you turn around it's gone, etc).

( some other (unrelated) pics from my camera )